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Funny embarrassing stories
Funny embarrassing stories











funny embarrassing stories

The second he left, I RAN to the bathroom and…. It was the second day of the trip and I was trying to hold out until he left to buy us breakfast real quick. I had just arrived to visit my then boyfriend and meet the family for the first time in the Dominican Republic, which is (unbeknownst to me at the time) famous for the electricity and the water going off on a daily basis. The closest store was Best Buy, so I had to finish my business and clean myself up while my mom went and bought a new pair of underwear for me somewhere else.

funny embarrassing stories

I turned completely white to the point where my mom got worried, and all I could say was I needed a bathroom NOW. I feel an awful pain in my intestines and while I try to hold in a fart, I stopped in the middle of the hall and felt the horror start to just seep out. We’re walking through the mall when I suddenly realized that severe sleep deprivation and coffee don’t mix well when I haven’t eaten anything. I was black Friday shopping with my mom in a mall, running on a 2 hour nap and a cup of coffee. He had brown stains on his mouth for days. The dog got into the bag with my shit filled underwear and had dragged them around the house. I get out of the shower and hear my mom scream. I waddled up the stairs to take off my shit filled underwear and clean myself. I let out what I thought would be a fart but actually started in my pants. I was in the kitchen talking to my mom when I felt a gurgle in my stomach. I had jut gotten home from eating buffalo chicken fingers at a restaurant. It was embarrassing and now I can somewhat laugh about it. Needless to say, my mum had to pick me up at class 5 minutes later and they had to move class because the cleaners was cleaning up my mess. 5 year old me and that time, thought it would be no big deal and nobody could smell it, so I pooped in my pants. But that day, I was having this really bad stomachache and I was still too afraid to ask. My teacher was very strict and scary and I remembered none of us ever had the courage to ask her if we could go to the toilet. I was in kindergarten when this happened.













Funny embarrassing stories